ezorzea:

antichimp-deactivated20220828:

ezorzea:

I miss working at the sex store people would really walk up to me and say shit like “I need help making my wife cum” and I’d be like yeah. I know just the thing brother

can someone tag molly

molly you have to see this one

fireball-me:

Guy who transforms into a swarm of locusts when shaken vigorously: hey can you turn the music down it’s resonating kind of hard and shaking the ground and I don’t want to endanger anyone

DJ Loudmusic: SORRY I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THESE SICK JAMS! HERE’S MY NEXT SONG, “EPIC JUNGLE BEAT THAT GIVES LOCUSTS THE DESIRE TO KILL HUMAN BEINGS”

ba1laur:

todays yesterday

filmjunky-99:

s t a r t r e k t h e n e x t g e n e r a t i o n A Fistful of Datas (S6ep8) ‘Worf Feeling the Part’

sprimes:

Spy Around Here

sacred-portal:

clownboybebop:

I’m so tired of hot actors with no actual talent or magnetism. we need more ugly little cuntservers giving performances that fuck so hard you leave the theatre with road rash. willem dafoe if you’re out there

saltyfinalboss:

*doesn’t post about/draw a character for 50 years* i am basically the CEO of beinf a fan of this character

homunculus-argument:

“Yeah but were you like born a boy or a girl?”

I was born against my wishes and have spent the past 30 years figuring out how to make everyone else regret it more than I do. Next question.

masterspider5:

bogleech:

HOW AREN’T THERE MORE TUMBLR POSTS ABOUT THE GIANT AIRSHIP THE AIRLANDER 10 WHY DID I ONLY JUST FIND OUT ABOUT IT

IT LOOKS WORSE AT EVERY ANGLE

NO

Hnnngh, that airussy bouta make me act up

were–ralph:

What is your furry tolerance level

I do not like furries at all society is better without them

I’m not a furry but i appreciate their contributions to society

I have furry friends but no interest

Not a furry (but secretly i am inside)

I am neutral. i do not care.

I am an ex-furry

I just think they’re neat

I am a furry but only online

I am a proud furry online and irl

I enjoy furry art but i am not a furry

folkdevilist: