fireball-me:

Guy who transforms into a swarm of locusts when shaken vigorously: hey can you turn the music down it’s resonating kind of hard and shaking the ground and I don’t want to endanger anyone

DJ Loudmusic: SORRY I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THESE SICK JAMS! HERE’S MY NEXT SONG, “EPIC JUNGLE BEAT THAT GIVES LOCUSTS THE DESIRE TO KILL HUMAN BEINGS”

were–ralph:

What is your furry tolerance level

I do not like furries at all society is better without them

I’m not a furry but i appreciate their contributions to society

I have furry friends but no interest

Not a furry (but secretly i am inside)

I am neutral. i do not care.

I am an ex-furry

I just think they’re neat

I am a furry but only online

I am a proud furry online and irl

I enjoy furry art but i am not a furry